Here’s what I’m telling you on my yesterday’s post. My hubby, Aaron, sent me this email (blue text) because he maybe thinks that i need to learn things about guys or him so he will be excuse from everything. (But he was wrong he he!) Since, I’m little upset that time I replied to each of his rules (pink text) and then sent it to his email immediately. When he read it, he called me up in my office and I was wondering what he was laughing all about. He read my email and asks how I got the female side. Of course i said that I made it (out of my frustration or depression prior to Valentine’s Day). We both laugh when he read it over and over again that’s why he said he gonna send it to his friends. Well, here I would like to share this to you guys coz this is really funny:
THANKS FOR THIS, I GOT MORE IDEA ABOUT GUYS AND YOU. I KNOW YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SET OF RULES, I RESPECT IT. BUT DON’T U THINK THAT I ALSO HAVE MY ALWAYS #1 RULES?
ANYWAYS, HERES MY EXPLAINATION TO YOUR EVERY RULE:
THE GUY’S RULES
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.
Finally, the guys’ side of the story. (I must admit, it’s pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules" From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note… these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Men ARE NOT mind readers. YAH RIGHT, BUT CAN’T U BE A MIND RECORDER?.. it sounds funny right? For me if you’ve known your partner for how many years and you really loved her… you would simply remember or memorize each things about her including her likes and dislikes.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down
We need it up, you need it down You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
I dont care about this. next…
1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. I allow you to play with your computer or playstation… but it doesn’t mean by 24/7. Know your priorities and your wifey needs lambing. Remember, you only have a chance to spend quality time with your family or love one every weekends.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport And no, we are never going to think of it that way. Okay I agree.
1. Crying is blackmail.
I DON’T THINK SO… i cried because you hurt my feelings. Sometimes, you forgot that I need to feel being loved even in a lil’ way.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
I always say it! but you simply neglect or ignore it.
1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
Yah! this applies to you.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. I always come to you. Aside from the Solution, I need some comfort.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
You know this is NOT ME!!!, what yah think?
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
YAH U DON’T STICK WITH YOUR WORDS…
1. If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
I dress even like a fashion model, but it seems that you don’t act like my super admirer. Though you are sweet, sometimes you act like a maniac.
1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
NOT APPLICABLE
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
I THINK SO, BUT BE CAREFUL…
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
OKAY, but don’t blame me if ever I’ve done something wrong.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
HOW IF YOU ARE WATCHING A CABLE SHOW, WHEN THERE ARE NO COMMERCIALS?
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
OUCH!!!!
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
I KNOW YOU ONLY KNOW 3 COLORS, THAT’S WHITE, BLUE AND BLACK. YOU DON’T EITHER APPRECIATE OR KNOW MY FAVE COLOR.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
I DO THAT!
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
I ADMIT, I ALWAYS SAY NOTHING. THAT’S BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO SAY MY NON-SENSE REASON. IF I TELL YOU, YOU WOULD BE MAD AND MIGHT AS WELL YELL AT ME. EVEN YOU CAN EXPLAIN IN A SMOOTH WAY.
1 . If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.
SAME AS ABOVE
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine…Really
OKAY!!!
1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
I KNOW HOW TO BLEND IN HA HA!
1. You have enough clothes.
COZ IM JUST A GIRL WHO WANTS TO LOOK PRETTY IN FRONT OF HER HUSBAND. WISH I COULD BE JULIA ROBERTS IN PRETTY WOMAN!
1. You have too many shoes.
I HAVE MANY SHOES WHICH ARE READY TO DISPOSE.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
I said before it’s okay to be in 180 pounds but not 250. Besides, I only think of your health. I don’t want you to suffer from any sick or pain someday. That’s how much I care for you. I hope you appreciate it.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
NO you don’t need to sleep in the couch on Saturday and Sunday night. Our Dog house is always available for YOU!
But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.
Well Sure, Hope you’ll like it. Fit yourself in huh!